Your Bio is Boring (and so is mine)

Listening to a live concert can be a truly special thing. Hearing and feeling music first hand, performed right before your eyes can never be replaced. But let’s face it; there are moments, mostly the slow movements, where some audience members check out. I watch them, flipping through their programs, reading notes, bios, the advertisements; anything to pass the time until something exciting starts up again.

On a few occasions where I’m not playing and actually get to attend a concert, I have been grateful there was a program book to flip through. And it doesn’t take long  to figure out that most artist bios are extremely predictable and more often than not, rather boring.

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So You Want To Be Liked

For arts organizations, the era of Facebook is here.  Nearly every day I get invited to “Like” an organization such as symphony orchestra, chamber group or individual artist. If I decide to Like the group, I’ll get updates on concerts and events in my newsfeed.

At first, it was kind of fun to see what groups were playing and doing. Following how different groups approached and used their representative Facebook tool was interesting at first but after  the first year I started noticing distinct patterns; some of which produced a steady stream of flawed approaches, others generated regular gems, and others were nothing more than general annoyances.

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Speaking The Unspeakable; A slip of the tongue helps maintain vigilance.

The Teton Valley in Jackson Wyoming is my summer home. Playing in the Grand Teton Music Festival is something I look forward to each summer. Some of the finest orchestra musicians across the country collaborate in excellent concerts and exciting hiking. Musicians compare jobs, past seasons, and catch up on who is doing what and recent trends throughout the field.

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Orchestra Etiquette Part II

In the etiquette books I featured last month, great detail and care was given on proper behavior to enhance one’s enjoyment of attending concerts and shows. Flowery texts used wit and sincerity to give the readers every chance to share a wonderful concert experience.

But as the century turned, the general mood toward concert etiquette shifted from politeness so enjoyment wasn’t squashed, to politeness so one could come across as upper class. It was all to keep up appearances it seemed.

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Orchestra Etiquette Part I

Whether you are the person sheepishly turning off the ringing cell phone during the quiet movement, or the annoyed and indignant person sitting next to the offender, there’s no denying there are certain rules and etiquette for orchestral concerts.

While playing the Verdi Requiem last month, I heard a cell phone go off. The offender was seated pretty close to my position on the stage and I caught a glimpse of the incensed woman seated next to the tuneful cell phone’s owner. The woman’s very direct, and frankly, well practiced insistent look said more than words. And then I caught the slightest glimmer of a self-satisfying smirk on the woman’s face as the offender frantically silenced his phone. Despite the fact that I felt sorry for the man, he was warned in print and with an announcement before the concert.

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